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jboking's Medals
Total Medals Earned: 44 (From
10 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 650 Points
Back to the Cubeture 1
Ultimate Bully
25 Points
Bully the weak.
Ultimate Pest
25 Points
Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Savior
Unlocked 10/6/09
25 Points Defend the weak.
25 Points Defend the weak.
Ultimate Spitter
25 Points
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Nature Boy
50 Points
Become one with the desert
Playboy
50 Points
Find the adult pleasure.
Do Lose Your Head
100 Points
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Nude Boy
100 Points
Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner
100 Points
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)
Cave of Wonders
Black Coffin
10 Points
Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening
Unlocked 9/11/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power
Unlocked 9/11/09
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
10 Points Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Abyss-mal
Unlocked 9/11/09
25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Grape Crush
25 Points
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck
Unlocked 9/11/09
25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
25 Points Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Flee powder
50 Points
Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom
50 Points
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power
100 Points
Complete all other achievements!
Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 4/10 (70/315 points)
Dadgame
Guardians
Unlocked 9/6/09
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
5 Points Defeat the Footie Twins
Heavy Weapons
5 Points
Defeat Battbot
Monkey Biz
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Freeroes
25 Points
Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja
25 Points
Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide
25 Points
Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal
25 Points
Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute
25 Points
Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death
50 Points
Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger
50 Points
Defeat Phantom
Presto!
50 Points
Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender
50 Points
Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer
100 Points
100% Completion
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/500 points)
Epic Battle Fantasy
Beholder
Unlocked 5/17/09
10 Points Slay the tentacle beast.
10 Points Slay the tentacle beast.
Defender
10 Points
Slay the sentinel.
King Slime
Unlocked 5/17/09
10 Points Slay the giant slime.
10 Points Slay the giant slime.
Mecha
10 Points
Slay the giant robot.
Regice
10 Points
Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku
50 Points
Slay your undead god.
Warrior
50 Points
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero
100 Points
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight
100 Points
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 3/18 (30/460 points)
Epic Battle Fantasy 2
Battle Cat
10 Points
Bring NoLegs to the battlefield.
Giga Golem
Unlocked 8/29/09
10 Points Master the elements.
10 Points Master the elements.
Guardian
Unlocked 8/29/09
10 Points Smash up an elite sentry.
10 Points Smash up an elite sentry.
Invincible
Unlocked 8/29/09
10 Points Survive with 1HP remaining.
10 Points Survive with 1HP remaining.
Kitten Kart
Unlocked 8/29/09
10 Points Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
10 Points Destroy the cat's mobile fortress.
Max Radiation
Unlocked 9/6/09
10 Points Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
10 Points Fire the Ion Cannon for the first time.
Minigamer 1
10 Points
Get 5000 points in part one.
Minigamer 2
10 Points
Get 6000 points in part two.
Noob
10 Points
Kill yourself.
Oblivion
10 Points
Swept away by waves of fire.
Sand Worm
Unlocked 9/6/09
10 Points Eat worms for breakfast.
10 Points Eat worms for breakfast.
Zombie Hydra
Unlocked 9/6/09
10 Points Slay the undead dragon.
10 Points Slay the undead dragon.
Middle Tier
25 Points
Beat the game on Normal Difficulty.
Minigamer 3
25 Points
Get 10,000 points in survival.
Sword Master
25 Points
Try out all swords.
Beast Master
50 Points
Complete the bestiary by scanning all foes.
Leet Tier
50 Points
Beat the game on Hard Difficulty.
Overkill
50 Points
Hit the damage limit of 99999.
Valkyrie
Unlocked 9/6/09
50 Points Defeat the final boss and save the world.
50 Points Defeat the final boss and save the world.
God Tier
100 Points
Beat the game on Epic Difficulty.
Medals Earned: 8/20 (120/495 points)
Portal Defenders
Big Fuzzy Hug
Unlocked 3/8/09
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
5 Points Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Exasperated
Unlocked 3/8/09
5 Points View the game walkthrough.
5 Points View the game walkthrough.
First Blood
Unlocked 3/8/09
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
5 Points Hit your first enemy.
Jump-Man
Unlocked 3/8/09
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
5 Points Press the jump button to take flight!.
Konami
5 Points
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Chamber Maid
Unlocked 3/8/09
10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
10 Points Defeat Mindchamber.
Fishmonger
Unlocked 3/8/09
10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
10 Points Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
ZAMBONI
Unlocked 3/11/09
10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
10 Points Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Ambiguous Duo
Unlocked 3/8/09
25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
25 Points Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
BFFs
25 Points
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Hollow Weiner
25 Points
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
Nose Diver
25 Points
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Zombiieez!
Unlocked 3/14/09
25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
25 Points Eat 5 brains in one game.
Finesser
50 Points
Beat the game without using bombs.
King of the Portal
50 Points
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Kitty Litter
50 Points
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Vegan
50 Points
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Over-achiever
100 Points
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Secret Medal
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Medals Earned: 12/23 (125/540 points)
Street Fighter Collab
Domestic Violence
25 Points
X marks the spot!
Tiger Nipples
25 Points
Give 'em a pinch!
Tiger Uppercut
25 Points
Knock that smug grin off Ryu's stupid face!
Turtles
25 Points
Nobody likes a turtle!
Yodelay-hee-hoo!
25 Points
Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick! Clickadick!
Ono Boners
50 Points
Oh Ono!
Bloodshot
Unlocked 5/25/09
100 Points Watch the whole thing without skipping.
100 Points Watch the whole thing without skipping.
Egg Hunter
100 Points
Find all the secret movies!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (100/375 points)
Thing-Thing Arena 3
Can't wait for it
Unlocked 3/15/09
5 Points Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
5 Points Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Execution
5 Points
Perform an execution
Abundance of ammunition
10 Points
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
Beligerantly understated
10 Points
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
Buckshot Firestorm
10 Points
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
Fire and shrapnel; this is my love
10 Points
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
LAZOR OVURLOAD
10 Points
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
Shove it up their nose and pull the trigger!
10 Points
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
Tag! You're dead!
10 Points
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Variety Kill
10 Points
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
You can shoot them too
10 Points
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
Bullet hose wrangler
25 Points
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
Chicago memoir
25 Points
100 Kills with the Thompson
Collateral Damage
25 Points
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
Corrosive Personality
25 Points
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
Crainial Eviscerator
25 Points
150 Headshots in one match
Deciple of Woo
25 Points
100 Kills with dual Berettas
Do ya feel lucky?
25 Points
100 Kills with the magnum
Hasta La Vista
25 Points
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
Lead Pipe Ninja
25 Points
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
Misanthropist
25 Points
150 Kills in a match
Never bring a pistol to a rifle fight
25 Points
100 Kills with the Tavor
Piercing Glare
25 Points
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
Shotgun Sniper
25 Points
100 Kills with the M1187
Tried em all
25 Points
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
Divine Powers
50 Points
100 Kills with Artifact 19
Medals Earned: 1/26 (5/500 points)
Time Fcuk
You've learned nothing
5 Points
Get the bad ending
Everyone will leave you
10 Points
get to level 28
Is something wrong?
Unlocked 9/22/09
10 Points get to lvl 9
10 Points get to lvl 9
Memories
Opinionated
10 Points
vote on 3 maps
You are your only companion in life.
Unlocked 9/22/09
10 Points get to level 22
10 Points get to level 22
Obsessed
25 Points
Vote on 33 maps
Lost in forever
50 Points
beat an explore campaign
The Assent
50 Points
Get the good ending
O)))
100 Points
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 2/10 (20/270 points)
Toss the Turtle
Acupuncture
Unlocked 9/1/09
5 Points Get skewered on spikes
5 Points Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star
Unlocked 8/29/09
5 Points Launch the Turtle
5 Points Launch the Turtle
Jump Man
Unlocked 8/29/09
5 Points Smash a goomba
5 Points Smash a goomba
Novice
Unlocked 8/29/09
5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
5 Points Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Question Mark
5 Points
Find the hidden button
Amateur
Unlocked 8/29/09
10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
10 Points Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Harrasment
Unlocked 9/1/09
10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
10 Points Crush an angry ground creature
in Space
Unlocked 8/29/09
10 Points Reach space
10 Points Reach space
Strong Armed
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Abducted
25 Points
Get caught by a UFO
Icarus
Unlocked 8/29/09
25 Points Get burned by a sun
25 Points Get burned by a sun
Persistent
Unlocked 8/29/09
25 Points Play over an hour
25 Points Play over an hour
Professional
Unlocked 8/29/09
25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
25 Points Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive
Unlocked 8/29/09
25 Points Use a nuke
25 Points Use a nuke
Addicted
50 Points
Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell
50 Points
Buy everything
Master
50 Points
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler
50 Points
Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge
100 Points
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 11/20 (150/500 points)